Club now on mains drains

Saturday, 13 August 2005
Members will be pleased to know that at long last the Club has been put on to mains drainage - thus making the cess pit redundant! We know this will come as a great relief to many members and we apologise for any inconvenience.

This should now enable things to run more smoothly at the Club.

It has taken many years for us to get this far, and as you can appreciate things have built up over this period of time. Many obstacles were encountered along the way with blockages seemingly at every turn. But once we had flushed these out and got to the bottom of the problems these seemed to just drain away.

Members have reported some of the toilet pans are cracked and the Committee are looking into these. It could be someone has dropped a real clanger.

After a time and motion exercise music is now being considered being piped into the toilets with Lou Rolls a favourite of many members.

Other suggestions welcome, but be realistic - toilet humour is not acceptable.

Comments from members:

Phil O'Dell: Re piped music: Andrex Botchelli

John Magill: Look forward to having my first keech at Crawley in the knowledge that I'll be sending a sausage to the seaside and not into a vile tank with all the others! High fibre diets might ensure a smoother passage.